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IIf II a2ked you not to do anythiing 2tupiid iin regard2 to the talkiing tree who need2 therapy ii22ue2, would you lii2ten

Can't make any promises

Goddammiit thii2 ii2 2o 2tupiid. Do you even know anythiing about the a22hole you're goiing to apparently try to kiill?

I know that he killed my friend for no reason

Wow! Ga2p! That wiill help you iin a combat 2iituatiion iin no way at fuckiing all!

It's not your problem so stop

Well what do you know, jacka22! A2 iit turn2 out that when you talk wiith people, and tho2e people liike you, they 2tart to become iinve2ted iin your liife not 2uckiing a2 much a2 iit could!

2ociial group dynamiic2 are amaziing that way.

2o when a diip2hiit liike you 2tart2 makiing threat2 to a murderiing tree on the network iin plaiin 2iiht for everyone to 2ee, people 2tart to get worriied. For the record, iit doe2n't 2ound liike you'd be able to kiill him the normal way. You're WELCOME.

[ Because wow. Calling him names and shit is really going to make him want to bother talking to you. Not. ]

...Kiirk fuckiing re2pond to me.

[And when that doesn't happen... Okay, fine, that's how he wants to play it.]

[Another message comes, except... it's more a picture. A snapped picture of two very adorable tentacats playing. ]

[And then another picture.]

[And another. And another. Yes he is spamming your inbox with cat pictures. Sometimes he mixes it up with Mrs. Brisby riding the gray one or a picture of Lautrec's suspicious fucking face.]

[ Kirk checks his phone the first few times and then stops, not bothering when he sees Psii is just spamming his inbox like a turd. ]

I'm not going to do anything stupid so stop trying to tell me what to do.

Wow 2orry me giiviing a fuck about you put2 a real cramp iin your 2tyle

It doesn't put a "cramp" in anything. But it does piss me off. Some asshole kills my friend and you act like I can't react to that at all.

Weiird II have a pretty amaziing memory and II don't remember 2ayiing 2hiit about that.

Psii, I'm not stupid enough to attack him right now. Give me some fucking credit.

[ Doesn't mean he won't try later, tho. ]

II'll giive you crediit when your 2hiit ii2 unfliipped. How'2 that for a deal?

Does being hungover count?

...Yeah that'2 good enough II gue22.

2o. 2tiill hellbent on kiilliing the tree?

Maybe.

[ AKA Yes. ]

II'm goiing to tell you the 2ame thiing II told the 2tupiid tree: that'2 goiing to do nothiing but kiick off a revenge chain, iit'2 goiing to drag everyone el2e iinto the me22, and iit'2 an iidiiotiic wa2te of tiime.

Let'2 2ay you DO kiill hiim. He'2 goiing to come back anyway. Do you thiink he'll ju2t take that layiing down?

And I can see that the stupid tree didn't listen. It means he's not going to stop.

What is Peter suppose to do if he comes back? Get killed by that fucker again?

Of cour2e not, that'2 a fuckiing 2tupiid iidea.

But haviing hiim keep hii2 head down low for a liittle whiile miight not be a bad iidea. At lea2t untiil we can fiind a better iidea of what to do wiith thii2 a22hole. IIt 2ound2 liike he'2 been here a whiile, or at lea2t longer than you and me. That mean2 iif we're 2mart about thii2 and a2k around, we miight be able to fiind out more about hiim.

...Well, you miight be 2hiit out of luck con2iideriing you threatened a tree iin publiic and people miight not want to get iinvolved iin your bull2hiit, but 2tiill.

Yeah, because "laying low" is totally something Peter is going to do. He's more rash and reckless than I am.

[ And trust him, Psii, that's saying something. ]

Bludgeon hiim up2iide the head.

As tempting as that is how about no.

text, 26th, yeah it's about the groot thread man

text, oh man

text, everyone wants you not dead, kirk

text, he can't make himself care rn

text, don't make him come over there and handcuff you

text, u don't know where he lives

text, u rly think it's that hard kirk

no text, he won't be helping, that's for sure

no text, whatever lose her doesn't need your help

no text, fine :|

text, later on the 27th

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