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Maybe.

[ AKA Yes. ]

II'm goiing to tell you the 2ame thiing II told the 2tupiid tree: that'2 goiing to do nothiing but kiick off a revenge chain, iit'2 goiing to drag everyone el2e iinto the me22, and iit'2 an iidiiotiic wa2te of tiime.

Let'2 2ay you DO kiill hiim. He'2 goiing to come back anyway. Do you thiink he'll ju2t take that layiing down?

And I can see that the stupid tree didn't listen. It means he's not going to stop.

What is Peter suppose to do if he comes back? Get killed by that fucker again?

Of cour2e not, that'2 a fuckiing 2tupiid iidea.

But haviing hiim keep hii2 head down low for a liittle whiile miight not be a bad iidea. At lea2t untiil we can fiind a better iidea of what to do wiith thii2 a22hole. IIt 2ound2 liike he'2 been here a whiile, or at lea2t longer than you and me. That mean2 iif we're 2mart about thii2 and a2k around, we miight be able to fiind out more about hiim.

...Well, you miight be 2hiit out of luck con2iideriing you threatened a tree iin publiic and people miight not want to get iinvolved iin your bull2hiit, but 2tiill.

Yeah, because "laying low" is totally something Peter is going to do. He's more rash and reckless than I am.

[ And trust him, Psii, that's saying something. ]

Bludgeon hiim up2iide the head.

As tempting as that is how about no.

How do you know thii2 guy anyway? Diid you bang hiim too?

I know him because I found him stranded in Northtown and I offered him shelter for the night. He ended up staying because I have an extra room.

The paiir of you make a great paiir of matchiing roommate2.

And what the fuck is that suppose to mean?

You 2ound liike a paiir of jacka22e2 ii2 what iit mean2.

You're really crap at this comforting thing, you know that?

At least I'm assuming that's what you're trying to do.

Yeah, well, no one come2 to me for my per2onaliity. The cat piicture2 are a2 good a2 iit get2 wiith me.

I did. once.

[ And so he could get laid but that was just one aspect. ]

II thiink we both know what you came to me for.

[And attached is a picture file and oh look. Psii is being Psii again and sticking his split tongue out between two fingers.]

[ That picture almost - almost - makes Kirk smile. ]

That wasn't the only thing. Give yourself a little credit.

Well iif you want to flatter me wiith compliiment2, II won't 2ay no.

I already did that. Or was it so good you forgot that part?

II don't know iif you notiiced, but two ii2 2ort of my thiing. II liike to hear thiing2 a 2econd tiime.

Maybe later.

[ When he's not still grieving over losing a friend. ]

[Oh, you mean that thing he was trying to get you to stop thinking about.]

Well, II'm not goiing anywhere. Make 2ure you don't eiither.

[ You gave it a good try, Psii. You really did.

It takes him a little while to respond, tho. ]

I'll try not to.

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