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hey idk if you have a place yet or if you're just hoboing it up but can i come over

josh and nora won't stop banging

i didn't ask for this

[ Takes a minute to answer because Kirk had been starting to fall asleep. The text gets a double take before he's laughing. ]

Sure. I'm on the boardwalk. Last house, marked R.

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[ It takes him days before he remembers the Zerg's healing capabilities. Kirk is going to blame it on the pain and exhaustion. Yep. That's it. He looks up Kerrigan's number and sends her a quick message while Peter is being an idiot over the Network. ]

Hey, I need a favor: you got anything that can heal a broken leg?

Yes. Quite easily in fact. Where are you?

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where are you? your house?

i'm coming over

[ it's a statement, not an offer. she's coming and she's bringing booze. ]

yeah

you don't need to

[ He's surprised he hasn't broken his phone yet tbh. ]

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IIf II a2ked you not to do anythiing 2tupiid iin regard2 to the talkiing tree who need2 therapy ii22ue2, would you lii2ten

Can't make any promises

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text, don't make him come over there and handcuff you

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text, u don't know where he lives

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text, u rly think it's that hard kirk

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no text, whatever lose her doesn't need your help

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[Wrapped in shining paper with iridescent ribbons, the package is both unassuming and suspiciously neat considering the wear and tear creeping in around the edges of Verdance Bluffs. Folded inside a small gold envelope is a type written note:]

TO THIS LIST I KEEP ADDING
THE BRACKET REMAINS OPEN
A SINNER YOU KNOW I AM
THIS BRACKET I PRAY TO CLOSE

[Inside, Kirk will find a carefully crafted replication of a "phaser" made of clay. It's heavy, heavier than clay has any right to be. If broken open, a long, thin metal wire can be found wound inside it. It's encrusted with stale blood, tissue, and clumps of long black hairs, as if it once bound someone tightly.]

Look2 liike 2omeone got to hiim before you diid.

[Attached is a picture of Groot's charred body.]

[ Kirk is still groggy and trying to wake up when he gets the text but the picture helps him get over it surprisingly fast.

He can't help but feel a sense of satisfaction. He knows he shouldn't, that he should be "above" it. But he wasn't going to stop himself from feeling it. ]

Can't say I'm mad about that.

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Diid you know there'2 apparently human2 who have a fe2tiival where they celebrate penii2e2?

Ju2t wanted to let you know II thought of you.

Thank you for sharing.

[Not a text this time. No time for pressing a bunch of buttons. Ring ring pick up your phone, loser!]

Answer your phone, Jim.

[He'll probably be mid sentence when and if Kirk does.]

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hey

how fishy is it at your place right now

[ fishy like mermen. ]

No fishes. We moved.

Why? need a place to crash?

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hey man just checking up on you

also hi

morning captain

tell space elf morning too

night jim

hey

[Only one today. Figures he won't respond anyway.]

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ill stop justtext me when you're ready

to talk or whatever

I didn't get your other texts until just now. I'm sorry. This phone is stupid sometimes.

[ Probably from when he threw it on the floor. A few times. ]

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[It's voice, as he really doesn't care for text. He'd rather hear Jim's voice to make sure... it's him. He'd seen him come back, it's not like he hadn't. Jim was alive against and on the train last he knew, but Spock just wanted.

Needed to reassure himself more than anything.]

Jim. You and Mr. Quill have made it back on the train?

[ He smiles at the sound of Spock's voice. ]

Yeah. Peter's in a different car but he's on the train, too.

I'm assuming you are, as well?

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