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[starwhore]

forgot how to use the space button there

but just hope youre okay jim

[slapdash]

[ Kirk almost admits he didn't want Peter to hear his voice because he can't trust it right now. He's already embarrassed enough for showing so much fear and weakness. He doesn't want Peter to hear it, as well.

But what he says instead is: ]

What happened today?

[starwhore]

[Bless you Jim for not giving him shit back for all of that.]

nothing irregular just shit day

[His arm hurts, but he's not going to mention that. Doesn't want to get into that with Kirk. He's honestly got to concoct a story behind this that isn't 'Sally tried to eat me'.]

know you dont like calling me star-lord so you can call me shit-lord from now on

[starwhore]

[Sent a few seconds later.]

haha

[He's trying to be funny. Honest.]

[slapdash]

I never said I didn't like calling you Star-lord.

[ He knows you're not joking, Peter. But nice try. ]

[starwhore]

[w/e w/e]

dude you didn't like it from the first time i told you that was my name

[slapdash]

Because I thought you were lying at first.

[starwhore]

well i wasnt

says the guy who toldme hes captain kirk

[slapdash]

Because I am Captain Kirk, u ass.

[ You have no idea the shit he went through to get that title, Peter. ]

[starwhore]

[Yeah well. W/E.]

yeah well

you don't look like the cap kirkles i know

[slapdash]

KIRK

"kirkles" just sounds like some weird, popping cereal.

[starwhore]

cmon jim

kirkles

pringles

once you pop you just can't stop?

[slapdash]

... what?

[starwhore]

chips they're chips

called pringles

once you pop you just can't stop is the slogan man

im complimenting you

[slapdash]

[ . . . ]

You want to "pop" me?

[starwhore]

pop

eat

once you eat them you can't stop

[starwhore]

no i don't want to eat you before you ask

[slapdash]

Okay. I have no idea what you're going on about now.

[starwhore]

[Jim try to follow along, gosh.]

once you pop you just can't stop cause they're really good. can't stop eating them

so you're kirkles cause you're really good and i can't stop when it comes to you

ta daaa make sense now?

[Did you really make him explain this, Jim.]

[slapdash]

[ Yes. You had to because you sounded really weird going on about potato chips. ]

Why didn't you just say that in the first place?

[ Dummy. ]

[starwhore]

figured you'd catch on without me having to spell it out for you

[Who's a dummy?]