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[starwhore]

[Yeah well. W/E.]

yeah well

you don't look like the cap kirkles i know

[slapdash]

KIRK

"kirkles" just sounds like some weird, popping cereal.

[starwhore]

cmon jim

kirkles

pringles

once you pop you just can't stop?

[slapdash]

... what?

[starwhore]

chips they're chips

called pringles

once you pop you just can't stop is the slogan man

im complimenting you

[slapdash]

[ . . . ]

You want to "pop" me?

[starwhore]

pop

eat

once you eat them you can't stop

[starwhore]

no i don't want to eat you before you ask

[slapdash]

Okay. I have no idea what you're going on about now.

[starwhore]

[Jim try to follow along, gosh.]

once you pop you just can't stop cause they're really good. can't stop eating them

so you're kirkles cause you're really good and i can't stop when it comes to you

ta daaa make sense now?

[Did you really make him explain this, Jim.]

[slapdash]

[ Yes. You had to because you sounded really weird going on about potato chips. ]

Why didn't you just say that in the first place?

[ Dummy. ]

[starwhore]

figured you'd catch on without me having to spell it out for you

[Who's a dummy?]