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starwhore: @ starwhore (people call me star-lord)

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[personal profile] starwhore 2015-04-27 06:36 am (UTC)(link)
[Sigh. Back to text it is, not without said sigh being audible before he does so. So much sighing.]

can't even talk to me?

[He shouldn't be making a big deal about it, he knows why, but he's just. Frustrated, not with Kirk really, just. This place, the techs, this stupid situation. He wants his goddamn ship back and to get out of here and just go. Fly away and be free again. Show Jim his ship. Oh right he's totally stealing Jim away didn't he tell you?]
starwhore: @ famira (yondu plz shut up)

[personal profile] starwhore 2015-04-27 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
[Someone doesn't reply for a little bit. Twenty minutes or so. Eventually...]

not good enoughbut know its what im gonna get
starwhore: @ famira (so pouty peter)

2/?

[personal profile] starwhore 2015-04-27 10:28 pm (UTC)(link)
ugh look
starwhore: @ famira (never enough icons like this)

3/?

[personal profile] starwhore 2015-04-27 10:29 pm (UTC)(link)
shit is frustrating not you

all this back and forth
starwhore: @ famira (uuugh gross man)

4/?

[personal profile] starwhore 2015-04-27 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
forget i said anything just havingabad day

being an ahole
starwhore: @ starwhore (literal face palm)

5/5???

[personal profile] starwhore 2015-04-27 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
forgot how to use the space button there

but just hope youre okay jim
starwhore: @ famira (uuuuuuuuuuuuugh fuck u)

[personal profile] starwhore 2015-04-28 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Bless you Jim for not giving him shit back for all of that.]

nothing irregular just shit day

[His arm hurts, but he's not going to mention that. Doesn't want to get into that with Kirk. He's honestly got to concoct a story behind this that isn't 'Sally tried to eat me'.]

know you dont like calling me star-lord so you can call me shit-lord from now on
Edited 2015-04-28 05:09 (UTC)
starwhore: @ famira (can we not please)

[personal profile] starwhore 2015-04-28 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
[Sent a few seconds later.]

haha

[He's trying to be funny. Honest.]
starwhore: @ starwhore (idk bro you weird)

[personal profile] starwhore 2015-04-28 05:27 am (UTC)(link)
[w/e w/e]

dude you didn't like it from the first time i told you that was my name
starwhore: @ starcandies (she has no idea)

[personal profile] starwhore 2015-04-28 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
well i wasnt

says the guy who toldme hes captain kirk
starwhore: @ famira (yeah well)

[personal profile] starwhore 2015-04-28 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
[Yeah well. W/E.]

yeah well

you don't look like the cap kirkles i know
starwhore: @ starcandies (she has no idea)

[personal profile] starwhore 2015-04-29 12:00 am (UTC)(link)
cmon jim

kirkles

pringles

once you pop you just can't stop?
starwhore: @ starcandies (you can't leave that shit there)

[personal profile] starwhore 2015-04-29 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
chips they're chips

called pringles

once you pop you just can't stop is the slogan man

im complimenting you
starwhore: @ merriestchase (buncha losers)

[personal profile] starwhore 2015-05-05 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
pop

eat

once you eat them you can't stop
starwhore: @ starwhore (literal face palm)

[personal profile] starwhore 2015-05-05 04:10 am (UTC)(link)
no i don't want to eat you before you ask

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